Think back to those sweet memories of your perfect summer holiday; those trips to the beach; your unforgettable overseas adventures; the impossible weekday benders; the four months of time to do whatever hell you wanted… And quietly come to the realisation that those days are now over. Ha ha hah.
A ground-breaking health discovery made by accounting/journalism student with absolutely no medical qualifications (It exists because I say it exists).
AREN’T WE ALL SO EXCITED?!
* A lonesome bush silently tumbles past in the distance *
“Wait until you get to university.”
“They won’t be as lenient in university.”
“If you can’t handle this, I don’t know how you’ll make it through university.”
“YOU’RE PROBABLY GOING TO FAIL UNIVERSITY!” Read more